Strung Like A Horse

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS THE STORY OF STRUNG LIKE A HORSE. SOMETIME IN THE 1980'S A JUNKYARD ROCKET-SHAPED SPERM CRASH-LANDED INTO A CLASSIC CADILLAC ELDORADO-SHAPED EGG (CONVERTIBLE OF COURSE) AND NINE MONTHS LATER, GIVE OR TAKE, CLAYTON MASELLE HORSE-KICKED HIS WAY INTO A WORLD TO WHICH HE WOULD NEVER BELONG. IN TIME, CLAY DISCOVERED HE WAS NOT ALONE. THERE WERE OTHER HILLBILLY MISFITS LIVING ALL AROUND HIM. A BORN LEADER, HE GOT FOUR OF THEM ARRESTED FOR STEALING YET ANOTHER CADILLAC - A HEARSE THIS TIME - AND THEY BECAME AN INSEPARABLE UNIT. SEEING AS HOW THEY WEREN'T OTHERWISE EMPLOYABLE, THEY TURNED TO THE ONLY THING ALL OF THEM WERE ACTUALLY GOOD AT... PICKIN'.
SEVERAL YEARS AND MANY THOUSANDS OF MILES LATER, THE STRUNG LIKE A HORSE OUTFIT NOW GALLOPS ALL AROUND THIS GREAT COUNTRY AS A WELL-OILED MACHINE. DON'T MISS THEIR SIGNATURE AMERICANA SOUND AND FIERY-HOT, HIGH-ENERGY STAGE SHOW. MOONSHINE IS OPTIONAL BUT RECOMMENDED.
 
"HONEST, PLAYFUL, HEADBANGINGLY INTERACTIVE FUN"
 

THE SLAH SOUND IS BUILT BY:
 
CLAY MASELLE: LEAD VOCAL, GUITARS, MANDOLIN, LYRICIST, COMPOSER
CRISPY: DRUMS, BELLS, BGVS, RANDOM HUNKS OF JUNK WE PICKED UP ALONG THE WAY
TYLER MARTELLI: LEAD GUITARS, KEYS, MANDOLIN, BGVS
DANIMAL: UPRIGHT DOUBLE BASS, ELECTRIC BASS, LAP STEEL, BGVS